Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Introductory Post

Her screen name is Lady Lynx, but you can call her Lynx. It’s shorter, and easier for simple minds to remember.

Lynx is part of the duo that started this blog, but maybe her reasons differ as to why. Lynx hopes to share her accumulated wisdom with the rest of the world. Here, you’ll find her brutally honest opinions on anything and everything you can imagine. In fact, if you have a topic you’d like to hear from her about, feel free to contact her at the.lady.lynx@gmail.com.

Some bits about her
She believes in loving one another and giving back to the community. She volunteers frequently at homeless shelters and feeds stray children. Ginger kids are her favorite. She loves Jesus and America too. She’s a good girl, crazy about Elvis. She loves horses and her boyfriend too.

Now I'm free... Freee Faaallllin..

That was really rough to write. If you really believe any of that B.S., I'm not your type of chick. Sorry.

Moving on.

She does love horses though, and other animals. She loves fuzzy toesocks, fingerless gloves, gothic clothing, purple ink, and classical music in the shower. She’s a fluffy girly-girl with flowery mats in her car.

She sleeps with the television on and has a black bed canopy. She’s an atheist. Her hobbies include cemetery art, photography, go-go dancing, and building things out of pop tabs. Her favorite colors are green and black, but she wears and decorates in hot pink. She loves drama and horror movies but hates westerns and science fiction. Her lifelong dream is to be Ruler of the World. Just wait.

Lynx is abrasive and cruel. She’s opinionated and rude and never censors her words. She always says “The best part of being me is that I’m not you". She’s a realist.

She hates stupidity; it runs rampant. She also cannot stand children, telemarketers, liars, cowards, and people who are mean to animals. Organized religion, mushrooms, unbathed people, dirty fingernails, and insects disgust her. She believes the Death Penalty is underused and Abortion overrated. She is an extremist.

She doesn’t care if she’s liked. She has enough friends and if ever she decides she wants any more, she knows where to look. Don’t stalk her, she’ll stalk you. She has an antisocial personality. On purpose.

Most likely you’re not going to approve or like anything she thinks, which she’ll be saying freely here.

You’ll read anyway.

You’ll have to.

It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance. May the onslaught begin.

Cordially,
Lynx

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